Colin-ing


the act of mishearing/eavesdropping , and then proceeding to reinterpret that word or phase to the eavesdrop-pee
-actual conversation
hey rob did you hear about that new essay in miss theriault’s cl-ss?
yeah that was insane, why do we need 7 paragraphs to explain that short story?

-colin-ing
whoa, what about cactus s-x?!!

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