the act of s*xual intercourse while having comcast on the tv in the background.
boy: netflix and chill?
girl: sorry, i only have cable.
boy: how about comcast and coitus?
the extreme pleasure bae gets after initial penetration wow bae you really gave me a rockgasm last night. the estatic feelings one achieves when rock music and emotion intertwine resulting in extreme pleasure to the cerebrum and the genitalia holy sh*t i just got a huge rockgasm and wet myself listening to rns!!!! an *rg*sm […]
:: when you have a fear of b*tch*s or female dogs coming towards you or har*ssing you “katie are you ok?!” “yea but casey that girl is coming towards me you know i have b*tchphobia!”
- b*m spray
what happens after *n*l and you dont use a condom guy 1: “hey man did you and the dan get it on last night?” guy 2: “yeah dude i totally got b*m sprayed! it was awesome!”
- chocolate turtleneck
a bowel movement during *n*l intercourse that surrounds the inserted p*n*s in fecal mater. after six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend rick like a boss.