Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder
the tendency for conservatives to think largely in terms of black and white for every single issue on the planet. mostly a result of an absolutist religious upbringing, i believe.
an example,
bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, -ssaults a sixteen year old girl. everyone is shocked and puzzled. when caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental inst-tution. there, he undergoes various tests and scans. doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for s-xual activities.
they remove it via surgery, and he’s back to normal again. there’s no doubt about it – from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. what to do?
liberal: after having considered all the evidence, i don’t see any point in incarcerating him. he’s not a threat. i f-cking hate worthless child molesters but he clearly can’t be held responsible for this. probation should do, just in case i’m wrong. (though i doubt it)
moderate: the science involved certainly seems to indicate that he’s not responsible for this disgusting deed. given his prior record, he doesn’t seem like a threat. still, i’m not totally convinced. a year in prison maybe? more testing, in any case.
conservative: why the f-ck are we even talking about this? tumors don’t do anything anyway, that’s just a theory! has everyone lost their f-cking mind, he attacked a helpless child! stone him to death! oh wait, i forgot that we don’t live in afghanistan or iran. well in that case, give ‘im the lethal injection. sh-t, that’s not allowed for non-murderers? sh-t! i swear, liberals are bleeding this f-cking country dry! death to liberals!!! -waves rebel flag-
conservative black and white thinking disorder is a major problem in the us, sadly. mostly as a result of religious faith.
for another example, see black and white thinkers.
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