NFC
no f-ck’in clue; zero knowledge on a subject area
the girl has nfc when it comes to sports.
nfc, an acronym for “no fat chicks”, can be used in multiple ways. it can be applied to simply represent a woman with large body m-ss – such as “did you see that nfc”, a label – such as “nfc emily”, or as a literal translation of its meaning; “come check to my party – nfc!”
while derogatory, its generally considered good taste not to tell nfc’s what the acronym means. if confronted as to the meaning by a whale-like female, come up with a definition; “no f-cking clue”, “nice facial caricatures”, etc. it’s imperative you dont let an nfc know what the definition is – lest you be sat on by a large m-ss of carbon, water, and ugly.
“did you see that nfc? moby d-ck at 6 o’clock!”
“ok – invite people to the throwdown, but nfc”
“i enjoy watching nfcs fight; especially when its full contact. its like a cheap version of pay per view sumo wrestling”
national football conference.
the nfc is the original conference in the nfl.
no fat chicks, a shirt peter griffen affectionaly wears in a particularily good episode of family guy.
i love my car so much, i put an nfc sticker on the back b-mper to make sure the world knows exactly how dangerous beer goggles can be if you’re not careful.
no fat chicks
near field communications. in general, technology that allows wireless transmission of data directly from one mobile device to another in close proximity, without the need for satellite or wi-fi networks.
in particular, refers to files, usually music mp3s, transmitted via near field technology, and often using questionable 3rd-party or jailbroken phone apps. popular with teenagers.
she’s got the new lady gaga alb-m on nfc.
1)no f-cking clue
2)answer to a majority of calculus questions, particularly on exams
dude, what’s the instantaneous velocity of that vector if you revolve it around y=2?
nfc.
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