cool jews


interchangeable for the phrase “cool beans”. only cool people use “cool jews” instead of “cool beans”.
person 1: hey, you made varsity!
person 2: whoa, dude, cool jews!
jews are hip to the modern world
matisyahu is a cooljew

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