after having vigorous b*tt s*x, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a p*ss the stream splits
d*mn cherish… you gave me corn p*n*s last night. now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
- hot pepper
literally just a hot pepper he gave me a hot pepper
a face-palm emoji. the face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false. mother: joey! why are you always getting c’s on your report card?! your friend zach is always getting a’s on his! why can’t you get a’s like him? joey: i don’t know mom; maybe because i’m not […]
to appreciate someone and or their efforts. pr*nounced “preesh” jimmy, “hey bro, hold the door for me.” (steve holds the door open) jimmy, “preche.”
- matt damon syndrome
a recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has: 1. getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn’t get stuck in (like mars, a planet in another universe or n*z* territory) 2. make others risk their lives to save you 3. tricking others to risk their lives […]