Crack Tea


a special kind of tea made during anytime of adversity by simply added hot tap water to mug and tea bag. made popular by crack heads who hucked their kettles to cop some blow.
“sh-t i justed moved in and haven’t unpacked my kettle, looks like sandra and i are going to have to split a pot of crack tea.”

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