pyromantasy
a pyromaniac’s fantasy, something involving a lot of fire. can also be used for fire fantasies that are romantically related.
john’s always wanted to go to burning man with his girlfriend, it’s his one true pyromantasy.
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the most “cool” or the “best” “man, that car is like the coolest thing i’ve ever seen!”
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