Crap Juggler
that moment you have in a bathroom when you take a sh-t but since people enter in and out of the bathroom, you need to drop it at just the right moment in between their visits.
stephen: dude alex is such a good cr-p juggler! he is able to sh-t when like 7 people entered the bathroom within 5 minutes!
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