Cromwell


when a dead body is desiccated in a video game, usually -ssociated with online multiplayer. similar to acts such as “tea-bagging” but usually much more violent such as decapitation,gibbing, setting afire, etc. easiest to perform in games that allows further destruction of dead bodies, notably gears of war.

the word refers to oliver cromwell, who was decapitated by the british monarchy two years after his death.
n00b_pwnz3r shouted, “cromwell!” and promptly proceeded to gib the dead body of a noob with his shotgun.
the act of sucking a horse’s c-ck on a sunday morning before a religious activity in order to get drunk by pouring alcohol on the horse’s p-n-s. this is not to fulfill a s-xual desire and should be used for discretion.
dude! ellen pulled a cromwell yesterday before she came to the synagogue. she was wasted!
a small drama filled hick -ss town in connecticut. where doing drugs, getting drunk , and s-xual activity every day is completly normal. pretty much everyone from cromwell is going no where with there lives, expect major prost-tution and sl-tty mooching off old guys behavior for females and some males. everyone from cromwell are losers.
loser: hey i’m from cromwell im bout to get drunk and f-ck my best friends boyfriend and my sister tonight.
normal person: get a f-cking life.
someone who doesn’t engage in c-nn-l-ng-s; comes from oliver cromwell’s 15th century ban on mince-meat pie.
she reportedly cheated on her husband because he was a cromwell.
the sh-ttiest town in america. a littel hick–ss town in connecticut full of losers and hippies. anyone from cromwell is a f-cking loser and should be beaten up. they all smoke drugs and f-ck their siblings.
hick/hippie loser: i’m from cromwell!

normal person: you’re a f-cking loser.

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