Crunkitis
getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.
“dude that party was crazy! i took too many shots, smoked a fat l, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, i p-ssed out like right away.”
“d-mn man, sounds like the crunkitis h-t you hard.”
similar to the ‘itis’ (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol
person a: “yo come out tonight there’s a huge banger at sarah’s house.”
person b: “chill man i cant go out i have crunkitis.”
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