pulling out the p-n-s of a v-g-n- and it to be covered in dry, flaky v-g-n-l secretion.
i finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.
- calm baked
wjen you calm and baked at the same time “bro im so calm and baked at the same time!” “thats what happens when you get high. its called calm baked” “thats rightous man!”
- crack grabber
someone who grabs b-tts. oh dont grab my but you fat crack grabber
- plea dawn
“plea dawn” is something someone yells when they’re about to die, or mercilessly get stabbed. no! no! plea dawn!
a woman, who displays an uncanny resemblance to a barbie doll, acquired through the excessive use of various war paints, facial adhesives, sl-t armour(1), cosmic carriers(2), experimental physical alterations performed by a shadowy group known as s.u.r.g.e.o.n and chronic abuse of various aromatic vapours produced by mysterious ancient alchemists. she may in some cases be […]
- eating pasta
a euphemism for oral s-x with a girl who’s name is, or sounds like, a type of pasta. it can also be used as a general euphemism for s-x in general with that girl, or as a code word so you can talk about her publicly without worry. “dude were were you last night?” “sorry […]