cummy farting cunt
a c-mmy farting c-nt is when a guy pumps a shiela’s -ss full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat -ss hole. nice sound effect. also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.
gary goes…’did you burn that old bat on her trade?’ dave goes…’i didn’t burn her… that c-mmy farting c-nt cooked her!’
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