dalessa is ugly and fat and usually everyone hates her. but she can be a good friend and girlfriend to a tanner.
john: “omg do you see dalessa? she’s so ugly”
mandie: “yeah she is pretty ugly but i guess she is a good girlfriend. it’s on the inside that counts.”
- cretin cream pie
the act of a straight adult male from st. paul, minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from cretin-derham hall to -j-c-l-t- inside his -n-s. john was so happy that joe made it to the big leagues that he asked joe to give him a cretin cream pie.
- roosevelt middle school
roosevelt middle school is a school of mostly basic people who carry starbucks giftcards on them everywhere they go or jocks who think they are at the top of the world. the only other group is the kpop fanatics who consist of mostly girls except that one boy who just wants to pickup chicks so […]
a real connoisseur of the popular fps cs:go. is supposedly the matchmaking rank of l.e.m. (a.k.a. legendary eagle master). really likes to collect a.f.k. (away from keyboard) / idle hours. in-fact, it is commonly known a datzy normally has over 600 idle hours. enjoys complaining about teammates, aim, and missing father figures. if spotted, keep […]
similar to gaslighting, a method of psychological abuse, except -sslighting occurs when the victim of gaslighting gets revenge on their abuser. gaslighting is a form of intimidation or psychological abuse when an abuser systematically withholds factual information from, and/or provides false information to someone, usually a spouse or loved on, so that they eventually lose […]
- take the shot mickey
the phrase, “take the shot mickey” is a meme that originated from a video with over 1.2 million views “uptown goof” uploaded by the youtuber “prozd”. the video begins with the beloved disney character goofy singing “uptown funk” by bruno mars. he is soon interrupted, however, by people claiming to be “copyright police”. goofy manages […]