Depornify
the act of cleaning your computer of all traces of p-rnographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. full dep-rnification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. this is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.
mark had to quickly dep-rnify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.
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