Dick Murder
banging a broad that is on the rag and has quite the heavy flow, unbeknownst to you. you start railing, and all of a sudden you think you’re doing a good job because sh-t is moist as a rainforest so you plow harder. then as soon as she hops off, your c-ck looks like a crime scene.
“holy sh-t dude, last night i had to break out the chalk line and forensics team.”
“why?”
“i committed d-ck murder to that chick last night after pulling out the tampon.”
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