Dickknot
a dilemma of unspeakable proportions; a bind that seems inescapable; an imp-sse; a jam; a problem that seems to defy a satisfactory solution; just a really sh-tty situation
charlie got a real d-ckknot of an -ssignment at 5:00 on friday and had to work all weekend.
guy 1: how’s it going man?
guy 2: not good! i’m way behind at work and this morning i accidentally took an ambien instead of an adderall!
guy 1: oh man, sounds like you’re in a serious d-ckknot there.
chick 1: oh sh-t, it’s pouring, i’m wearing a white t-shirt, and i forgot my umbrella
chick 2: what a d-ckknot!
guy 1: oh nooo! i got my weiner all tangled up in these bicycle spokes and now i can’t get it out!
guy 2: wow, you have quite litereally gotten yourself into an epic d-ckknot
there are more than one definition for d-ck knot:
1. a s-xual move where you basically tie the guy’s d-ck in a knot. (only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. the same thing as having blue b-lls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your d-ck in a knot so your can’t c-m.
3. a threat
1. hey babe how about i give you a d-ck knot tonight
are you crazy i don’t do that sh-t but this guy lui loves it go ask him.
2. she’s f-cking s-xy i got a total b-n-r. oh wait that’s a man! sh-t i have a d-ck knot!
3. shut up or i’ll give you a d-ck knot
dik noun not noun, verb: a deserving of or held in contempt; despicable, naive, foolish or inane, esp. in an unconscious, complacent manner; silly, or inconsequential person able to make unable or unfit; weaken or destroy the capability of; cripple; incapacitate
after weeks of hard game, i finally got this playboy playmate to come over to my place for a little romance. the mood was set and things looked excellent for a night of unreal s-x. just then my d-ck knot of a room mate walked in and made himself at home.
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