(adjective) an intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an -sshole. often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
as if the argument with kevin after the staff meeting wasn’t fun enough, his d-ckt-tious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with cheryl from hr, getting the whole professional behavior and careful communications lecture.
a person that works with food b-tch you better eat this imma foodologist and you finna eat the food i created….
- red eye blind
red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound. the sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, kia.
a very awkward and spazzy teenager. or, a herd, of awkward and spicy teenagers. typically getting into trouble. can be found doing things that if were to be brought up, one would vomit. “ugh, that ellen is a real savrine…” “security! them sevrines ‘r causin’ trouble”
- ben lepine
ben drowned’s human vessel ben lepine is ben drowned
- p*ssy glasnost
a phenomenon occurring roughly every five years during which everyone decides it’s kosher to say the word “p-ssy” on tv and in every social context. the first p-ssy glasnost occurred in the early aughts when everyone was talking about big p-ssy’s death on the sopranos. the second p-ssy glasnost corresponded with vladimir putin’s hissy fit […]