Directional
the way a moron describes an automobile’s turn-signal/blinker.
q: hey aren’t you about to take a right? you better put on your directional!
a: directional, what the f-ck is that? are you trying to describe my blinker? man you are a dumb piece of sh-t.
c’mon people! it is the d-mn blinker in your car.
“i have to put my directional on for this left hand turn”
used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you’re not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. you’re worried this is a new fashion you don’t know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is ‘directional’.
look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. i wish i was in wigan.
someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.
randy: dude, where’s my car?
monique: third floor, row 6, spot 9.
jack: d-mn, your girl is more directional than you… does she have a sister?
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