dirty-peace
the act of a man holding his p-n-s between his index and middle fingers to pee and then not washing his hands before shaking hands with or touching someone. the p-n-s between these two fingers makes the peace sign.
i was in a hurry to get to work and dirty-peaced my uncle; i felt bad, but i had to go. peed-on, pee-stain, urine stain, pee on hands, urine on hands
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