Dog Blanket Bar


a hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. the shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog’s blanket.
guy 1: dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you’ve dropped the kids off?

guy 2: forget that sh-t hole. its a dog blanket bar these days! lets go to the crown instead.

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