Doing a Jono
where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite s-x (and commonly fail to pull).
“oh look at mobbsy, he is doing another jono!” or “doing a jono again, mobbsy?”
to do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite s-x. doing a jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female’s chest area. this act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the “jonoer” feeling annoyed. two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, dual jonoing.
sarah: “(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he’d leave me alone)”
phil: “oh, theres goes jono on another t-t rampage”
bob: “ah man, just leave her alone!!”
jonoer: “br–sts? breast br–sts br–sts br–sts! hmph… breast!”
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