dorm cough
a seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.
cj: -cough- g-d d-mn, when is this cold gonna go away?
dylan: it’s dorm cough dude, that sh-t is with you for the long haul.
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