Douchecockington the Third
the act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.
“jordan was such a douchec-ckington the third last night i thought he bought out microsoft last night.”
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a sudden feeling that you have previously experienced the obnoxious conversation spewing forth from the mouth of the pompous arrogant -ss of a jerk that is currently invading your sp-ce and deminishing your will to live. suddenly, mike turned away from the idiot at the bar he was speaking to and exclaimed to his friends, […]
- douchemegly
literal: enlargement of a douche. noun: one who is a giant douchebag. when j. took his patient outside so he could smoke while his non-smoking patient watched, he was labeled as a douchemegly.
- Douchenheimer
only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. describes a person who doesn’t just act like a douche, they live like it. most can only obtain this infamous t-tle after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of taekwondouche, p-ssed down by […]
- douchestach
the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. … important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic t’s and shaved lines in the […]
- douchitude
the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains it can be found using the formula: douchitude = (x)(douche) 0 is the lowest, least douchiest 1 is the equivalent of a douche 2 is twice as douchey as a douche etc. it is possible for […]