drunk uncle
the one who chose the bottle’s curves over a woman’s curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.
the family portrait never included drunk uncle fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.
a person, not necessarily a family member of any kind, who, when things around them are generally well will be ecstatic about any and everything, but similarly will turn dour/morose/angry/violent the moment things go slightly awry.
dude1: barry, is such a f-cking drunk uncle. i can’t stand it when he flips out like that over nothing.
dude2: uh… barry isn’t your uncle, and i’m pretty sure he hasn’t been drunk the last two times we saw him.
dude1: …you’re an idiot…
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