Dumbanese
a language spoken by the truly dumb or ignorant, in fact it makes so little since you can’t understand it
donald trump: we will build a wall, a wall no mexicans or immigrants will ever climb!
me: what’s that again? oh i’m sorry, i don’t speak dumbanese.
fun fact: the chinese are a scapegoat for trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of global warming
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