oh he’s an edmundo
a brazilian soccer player that is known for easily getting angry during matches and getting red cards, but is still a superb striker for whatever team he plays.
edmundo played for brazil in the 1998 world cup, and currently plays for palmeiras.
edmundo, the animal.
an amazingly sweet kind of guy that is easy to fall for. he will always be there for you and understand your problems and is not quick to judge. he is an awesome boyfriend that will do the cutest things and always will make you feel special. he normally has awesome eyes and adorable hair, he is always perfect.
a edmundo is a great guy.
an edmundo is a mustache on the bottom lip. it’s not a soul patch. it extends across the entire bottom lip, from one corner of the mouth to the other. (an opposite mustache if you will)
guy1: “hey man, i think i’m going to grow a soul patch.”
guy2: “no no man! don’t you know edmundos are the new soul patch?”
guy1: “oh yea? thanks. i’ll grow an edmundo!”
tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (example: spotify), but it shuffles the songs “too much” that it plays in the same order even though it’s on shuffle. why are you playing the songs in the same order, i hate you tooshuffle!
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- supreme cream
when a man -rg-sms so hard his sperm -j-c-l-t-s at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt. eg female 1: i was with this guy last night, i made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in c-m. female 2: really either he was really bad or you’re getting really good
- you tell it
when a woman, especially your significant other, is dissing, laying the truth or down right being a savage and you agree with their statements. preaching to the choir. making a proclamation that is resounding dat hoe is straight trippin’. sally ain’t got sh-t on me. gurl..you tell it!
- spanky my hanky
spanking a hot chicks backside. back up and spanky my hanky.