elvis babies or an elvis baby is a baby >1 year old that is born with a cleft lip.
look at that little elvis baby! uh huh huh, thank you, thank you very much.
- farmer hands
real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. very nice on the p*n*s. “touch mah d*ck with them farmer hands!!”
a hater. she loves hating on everyone. stay away from her. she may eat your food too with her greedy self. deniyah fix your leave out girl.
- ruptured *n*s
you know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your *sshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? yeah that’s how you get a ruptured *n*s. i was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until i got a ruptured *n*s. i had to […]
- klepto f*cking
the act of having a one night stand at a stranger’s house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving. have you heard? jessica got caught klepto-f*cking.