that’s that thing when you’ve been waiting in line for the toaster, but you’re so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.
i was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but i was so hungry i had to make myself an ennui sandwich. i’m starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.
- estrogen vessel
slang word for a female. an estrogen vessel. been single for a while now mate…. need to get yourself an estrogen vessel.
a farmashian is a male or female who owns a farm but is high cl*ss and always wearing name brand clothing where did the smiths move to? i think they bought a farm up north ohh yea i remember they’re such farmashians
short word for f*ck boy ibraheem is a fboy
- fish gape
the new duck face; where you shape your mouth like a fish. “hey let’s take a selfie!” *fish gape* the combination of squinching, head tilting, and pursed lips. it is derived from duck lips and typically used by the basic b*tch*s of the world. can often be misconstrued as a female with a sinus infection, […]