External Penile Fixation
a condition where one is so f-cking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends p-n-s (which they’ve never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on urban dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends p-n-s. currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick
kyle: dude, why does aki always talk about dj’s d-ck all the time?
brandon: hmm, i don’t know. probably external penile fixation…or he’s gay. either way it’s f-cking weird.
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