Ey Bled


this is how only the very hardest of roadman start off most of their stories. it is usually followed by an anecdote in the first person, whereby ‘mans was on a ting ya kno’.
“ey bled; mans was h-ttin’ dat time ago anywayzzz. still”
“ey bled. no long ting tho'”
“ey bled come we go shisha caf and check out dem gyals with da bootaaay!”

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