Fauxtectual
when someone pretends to have an air of intellectuality and uses big words to prove themselves to everyone but they really arent.
party girl1 omg krissy walked into the party the other night using big words that noone understands and judging everyone.
party girl 2 omg i know krissy is such a fauxtectual. its ridicolous and she should just get over herself.
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