fauxtivational speaker
1. a person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to -ssist someone with their personal short comings.
2. someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
bob: hey my girl just broke up with me.
mr helpful: don’t worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. if you love someone set them free, if they come back they’re yours to keep. you cant count all your eggs before they hatch. it will happen when you least expect it.
bob: thanks but i don’t need another fauxtivational speaker man.
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