FMIL
future mother-in-law.
the non-dirty (and probably more oft-intended) version of fmil.
“i hate getting emails from my fmil.”
f-ck my imaginary life.
lochlan: dude, even the imaginary version of jane hates me!
matt: wow.. fmil.
f-cking mother-in-law.
for when your vitrolic loathing needs to spill forth, but in a tastefully discreet acronym.
“dude, she’s such a b-tch, i think she’s ready to become the fmil.”
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