Freddie Jones
a kid that thinks coming to work with a hangover means you are an alcoholic and have a disease.
dewey: alright, look. here’s the deal: i’ve got a hangover. who knows what that means?
random kid: doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?
dewey: no. it means i was drunk yesterday.
freddie: it means you’re an alcoholic.
dewey: wrong!
freddie: you wouldn’t come to work hungover unless you were an alcoholic. dude, you got a disease.
dewey: hm. hm. what’s your name?
freddie: freddie jones
dewey: hm. freddie jones, shut up!
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