free jolys
a stoners way of saying frijoles, which is spanish for beans
stoner: hey, ahhh, like do you have free jolys?
clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know’, its spanish for beans.
clerk:ohhh, you mean frijoles.
stoner: what the h-ll is that?
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