Freedom Muffins
the new name for “english m-ffins” declared so by stephen colbert after being outraged by the british petroleum oil spill in the gulf coast.
-“what are you eating, english m-ffins?”
-“h-ll no! these are freedom m-ffins!”
formally known as ‘english m-ffins’, freedoms m-ffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate england.
yo p-ss me those freedom m-ffins and some b-tter. oh sh-t, did you see the oil spill… f-ck bp! colberttttttttttttttttttttttt
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