Furniturd
furnit-rd n. , (pl. , furnit-rd). a useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a goodwill donation drop-box.
“oh no you don’t! you are not leaving that piece of furnit-rd in the house.”
this bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. time to take this furnit-rd to the dump.
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