the golden trombone is the s*xual position taken by those women in their 50’s.
liza minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50’s. she was even awarded the prestious golden trombone several years in a row. these awards were then sealed by the irs and awarded the coveted purina catchow award. meow on!
- shaky d*ck
the first time a d*ck sees a p*ssy p*ssy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature *j*c*l*t**n premature *j*c*l*t**n. girl: “are you ready?” *girl spreads her legs* boy: “oh f*ck ye…. sh*t!” black guy climbing in from window: “sh*t boy. he’s got a serious shaky d*ck
- gummy prosty
a toothless prost*tute. my buddy really wanted to get a mouth hug from a gummy prosty!
- undercover alcoholic
a alcoholic but a secret one your a undercover alcoholic vanessa 2k15
the official name for a botched “caitlyn jenner” surgery. when a vandevord occurs, the male and female genitalia merge into a small, erect creature which complains about privates and more specifically the word “axios”. mr. and mrs. irwin… i’m sorry, your feminine son’s surgery has resulted in a vandevord. we did everything we could.