Gouchebag


a gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.
chad and his p-ssing friends can be real gouchebags.
1. the saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your a-hole and your p-hole. also know as n-ts-ck and scr-t-m.
this area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. a gucci hand bag
1. usher’s gouche bag hurts from walking too much.
2. that sh-m-l- has a gouche bag.
3. kid wants to get gouche bagged.
a derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.
you tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag
a derogitory term used much like douche bag oly the flap of skin between your -sshole and genitals
you f-cking gouche bag

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