Greek Yogurt
girls favourite food and or word.
omg lets go get our greek yogurts done!
since the greeks invented -n-l s-x, the j-zz that falls out of a man’s -ss after he has been -n-led by his companion is called greek yogurt.
this may also apply to a heteros-xual male making greek yogurt with his girlfriend.
john: dude what is this stain in your car?
gene: oh sorry thats some left over greek yogurt from last night, me and ben got iton
john: that’s disgusting dude!
general term for whatever the heck they’re talking about when you don’t know what it is but don’t want to admit it.
neil was trying to impress the girl so he smiled and nodded and consumed the greek yogurt, hoping she wouldn’t recognize his naivete.
the resulting product of stuffing your partner’s mouth with feta cheese and then throat f-cking her until you -j-c-l-t-. in order to be labeled yanni style greek yogurt the mixture must be swallowed and ferment in your lover’s stomach for no less than 10 minutes before being vomited back up.
oh man! i made same hot yanni style greek yogurt last night with that girl in 4b.
-oikos
-chobani
-brown cow
-oikos means house
-chobani means a sheppard, one who takes care of his sheep, herd
dirty1—c-m!!! c-m!!! and more c-m!!!
dirty2—c-m dripping from a girls -sshole mixed with some brown sh-t…c-m and sh-t = greek yogurt
wanna c-m over and have some greek yogurt???
sure, do u have oikos???
well i was thinking of the other greek yogurt
oh u mean chobani???
no i mean my c-m in your -ss!!!
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