handlobraes
a mix of “handles” and “cobra” originated from a forum user typing “my car handles better than a cobra” and instead skipping over and getting “my car handlobraes better than a c”
ha ha i’m handlobreaseing!!!!!1
what happens when some monkey can’t type and screws up a simple word like “handling”. often used by h-m-s-xuals to identify one another.
my car handlobrae better than your car, cause it’s a civic and teh civic can never lose.
the ability of a car to run circles around other cars.
1 : to handle and break a vehicle.
2 : the handlebars of a bicycle
3 : haha!!! i’m handlobraesing!!!1
4 : to act on or perform a required function with regard to
my car handlobraes worse than an ’03 cobra.
handles; handling
“my honda 2000 handlobraes so f-ckin tight in da twistiez y0!”
a method of turning a motorcycle, refers to counter steering.
handlobrasing is essential when turning a motorized bike at high speeds.
the act of drifting your car in way that is too fast, too furious.
my car handlobraes better than yours.
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