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the exact opposite of a hard on. to lose one’s erection or s-xual urge. a deflation of the p-n-s due to an unsavory experience or sight. also spelled hardoff, hard-off see also b-n-r-killer rosie o’donnell gives me a hard off. when you sober up while f-cking an ugly broad (swamp donkey), the p-n-s actually retacts […]
- MessChrist
a person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess. that clownface if a f-cking messchrist. pure.
- D'ja
a combination of ‘did’ and ‘you’ d’ja get my voicemail last night? i bought a new car and thought i’d let ya know. aggreement derived from yeah person 1: hey wanna go eat? person 2: dja!
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when a male gets overly anxious about an event. similar to a woman “getting her panties in a bunch”. john: omg, this is a complete disaster! what am i going to do? jude: settle down man, don’t get your d-ck in a knot. an excessilvely p-ssed off guy ex1: mike: ethan’s car got towed joey: […]
- Badass Pterodactyl
the t-tle given to a person who has reached a sufficient level of inebriation to display a demeanor of super bad-ssery. signs of reaching this state include flapping your arms like wings and screeching. bad-ss pterodactyls usually feel as though they are capable of achieving great feats and may attempt to perform stunts that normal […]