herd of turtles
any group of slow moving idiots in front of you who are taking up the entire pathway, making it impossible for you to p-ss them. different than a blockage in that these idiots are actually moving (although way too slowly) and they are oblivious to the fact that they’re inconsiderate as h-ll.
“if this herd of turtles would make a hole i might make actually make my connecting flight.”
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