closet swinger


a swinger who hides the fact that they like to have s-x with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her s-xual encounters with other people.
p1: i think i could be a closet swinger!
p2: why?
p3: i sh-gged this married man last night.
p4: what?
p5: please don’t tell anyone. if my husband knew he’d kill me, even though he sh-gged his brother’s wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.

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