hickhole


any of the hordes of rednecks, rubes, and other undesirables that infest the rural areas of the country. it is a combination of the words “hick” and “d-ckhole.” essentially, it refers to a younger hick who has done or is about to do something to p-ss you off (i.e. swerve into your lane while reaching for a beer, spit tobacco juice on your lawn, blare 80’s rock on a sh-tty boombox outdoors at 8am on sunday while washing his firebird, etc).
i went to mcdonald’s and had to wait in line behind some fat-ss hickhole ordering dinner for his entire extended family, and he kept changing the order because of his stunted, crystal meth-addled brain.

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