Ho Handle
the current incarnation of the tramp stamp: a tattoo that is placed across a girl’s ribcage. usually taking the form of “deep” or “meaningful” quotations, they never fail to make the bearer look uneducated and shallow.
megan fox’s ho handle reads, “there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart.”
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