Hookah Foul
when someone does something that disturbs a hookah session.
sam: i’ll be right back -in his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the hookah hose, pulling the hookah over-
tim: -after rushing to pick up and put out the coals- d-mnit man, your hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
sam: sorry bro, how about a blowy?
tim: -sigh- yea, i guess that’d help make up for it.
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jack: -gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room-
lenny: hookah foul.
jack: -stops- what?
lenny: you didn’t throw the hose within arms reach of me, now i’ve got to get my -ss up and grab the hose to plug it so i can smoke. d-ck.
jack: my bad, would a reach around help?
lenny: yea, we could probably call it even.
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tim: yo, i know the perfect song for this session -goes to youtube and plays rebecca black ‘friday’-
jim: what the f-ck man, such a hookah foul. you just completely ruined my buzz.
tim: would it help if i gave you a blumpkin?
jim: yea, i guess that would be fair.
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