Human mop
a person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.
person 1: that fool jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to sh-tting in her pad while taking the sat’s.
person 2:typical. that’s why we call him the human mop.
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