Hypochondriunk


a person displaying the effects of drunkeness after having consumed only minimal amounts of alcohol. this person has convinced him/herself that he/she is drunk. hypochondriunks are often n00b drinkers who expect huge results from a small dose.
“randy is such a hypochondriunk — he isn’t even halfway on his first beer but he’s staggering around like he’s been drinking all night!”

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